| Golden
Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out
bulb??" |
| Border
Collie: "Just one. But I'll need 40 light bulbs to shuttle
in and out of the room in an orderly fashion. And then I'll replace
any wiring that's not up to code." |
| Dachshund:
"You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!" |
| Rottweiler:
"Make me." |
| Lab:
"Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Oops, I ate the light bulb." |
| Siberian
Husky: "Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while
he's busy." |
| Jack
Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing
off the walls and furniture." |
| Poodle:
"I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry." |
| Cocker
Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
the dark." |
| Yorkshire
Terrier: "Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip!"
PAUSE "Yip yip yip yip yip!" |
| Basset
Hound: "While it's dark, I'll take a nap on the couch." |
| Boxer:
"Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark." |
| Mastiff:
"Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark." |
| Akita:
"I'll just lie across your feet and won't let anyone near you
until someone changes it." |
| Bernese
Mountain Dog: "I'll go roll around in a puddle. You take
care of the light bulb." |
| Chihuahua:
"Yo quiero Taco Bulb." |
| Irish
Wolfhound: "Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover..." |
| Pointer:
"I see it! There it is, there it is, there it is, right there!" |
| Greyhound:
"It isn't moving. Who cares?" |
| Australian
Shepherd: "First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle..." |
| Old
English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see
a light bulb." |
| German
Shepherd: "All right, everyone stop where you are! Who busted
the light bulb? I SAID, STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!" |
| Bloodhound:
"Sniff Sniff Sniff...ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz...sniff?" |
| Bijon:
"Is this the bus to school?" |
| Bijon
Terrier mix: "Oh! Love me! Love me! Not him! Love me! Love
me! Want to hear me yodel? Love me! Oh Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Love
me!" |
| Cat:
"Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So
the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?" |