We had company over to the house last night. Every time they see the litter box, they ask - do you have a cat. Nope...It's for company.

I took my Sheltie to the first vet plastic surgery clinic in Denver - let me tell you, eight fake boobs isn't cheap.

I took Bo to a vet to get him to breed - the vet shows dogs movies of other dogs having sex in hopes that this will get them to breed - so far, it hasn't worked, but Bo has learn to fast forward to the good parts.

Boulder has so many dog rules - dogs must be on leash, dogs must be tagged, owner must pick up after dog - I took my pregnant sheltie for a walk on open space--I warned her to have her pups on the path - there's a $500.00 fine for littering.

You wonder why dogs stop and smell - they're just checking their pee mail - You have PeeMail - Bo smelled something last night - phew - it was spam!

I think animal testing is terrible. I'm against it - they just get nervous and give the wrong answers.

I taught Bo how to play cards - yeah, kinda good - but everytime he gets a great hand, his tail starts wagging and wagging.

I see Virginia is going to pass a dog seat belt law. But dogs can still use their cell phones.