I will chase anything that moves—get used to it.

I consider myself to be an integral part of the family—don't treat me like a mere dog.

I will stick my nose into everyone's business and feel compelled to comment upon my observations.

If you should leave me behind, I shall consider this an aberration of proper behavior and will voice my disapproval...loud and long...often accompanied by frantic twirling and jumping.

I will determine which of your friends is worthy of my affection and which are to be observed at a distance before a verdict is rendered. All decisions are final.

I will follow you to the ends of the earth, and ALWAYS into the bathroom.

No door is considered to be closed as long as I can push it open with my nose.

Give me plenty of toys and activities to keep me busy. You don't want me finding tasks on my own—trust me on this.

I have absolutely no qualms about stealing FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD from any source available, even if it is from the mouths of babes.

I will sense your every mood and will be happy or sad along with you.

I will give you the best moments of our lives and memories you will cherish forever.

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